Question of the day: What will you do if your dog eats your international passport with UK and US visas on it?

There's no cause for alarm. Just rush the stupid dog to the embassies of both the US, and UK, and make sure the dog does not shit till you get to both embassies. Tell the embassy people to scan the dog's bowels, and I'm sure their advanced scanning machines would reveal your visas in the dogs belly. If that fails, kill the dog and invite your friends over for some fresh dog peppersoup with cold beer. You can't lose both ways nah.

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